As far as internet time-wasters go, this one is actually pretty fun and interesting: Set your designated music player to shuffle and let the first 25 songs it plays answer each of the following 25 questions (in order, no cheating). My answers were as random as I'd expect, given my collection - while a few of them couldn't be further from the truth, it's pretty shocking how randomly accurate a few actually are!
1) If someone asks if you're okay, how do you respond?
from THE CURE Staring at the Sea - The Singles
2) How would you describe yourself?
“Waste of a Pretty Face”
from AMPS II ELEVEN Amps II Eleven
3) What do you like in a guy/girl?
from CRACKER Garage d'Or
4) How do you feel today?
from PAUL MCCARTNEY (THE FIREMAN) Electric Arguments
5) What is your life's purpose?
“We’ve Got the Right”
from BOY GEORGE Sold
6) What is your motto?
from QUEEN Live Killers
7) What do your friends think of you?
“Straight into Darkness”
from TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS Playback
8) What do your parents think of you?
“Soldiers of Metal”
from ANTHRAX Fistful of Metal
9) What do you think about very often?
“For Britain Only”
from ALICE COOPER The Life & Crimes of Alice Cooper
10) What is your biggest turn-on?
from GODHEAD Unplugged
11) What do you think of your best friend?
from WHITE ZOMBIE La Sexorcisto
12) What is your life story?
“The Devil Went Down to Georgia”
THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND from the compilation Once Upon a Song
13) What do you want to be when you grow up?
from DAVE MATTHEWS Some Devil
14) What do you think when you see the person you like?
“A Little Ain’t Enough”
from DAVID LEE ROTH A Little Ain't Enough
15) What will you dance to at your wedding?
from LYNYRD SKYNYRD Greatest Hits: Skynyrd's Innyrds
16) What will they play at your funeral?
from LYNCH MOB Wicked Sensation
17) What is your hobby/interest?
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
from GARY HOEY Ho-Ho Hoey
18) What is your biggest fear?
“Black Bone Torso”
from W.A.S.P. Dying for the World
19) What is your biggest secret?
“Rock & Roll”
from DIO Killing the Dragon
20) What do you want right now?
“Heaven Don’t Want Me (And Hell’s Afraid I’ll Take Over)”
from JACKYL Relentless
21) What is your obsession?
from SHWAYZE Shwayze
22) What will your child's first words be?
“Skinny Sweaty Man”
from THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
23) What do you say when you look in the mirror?
from ANDREW DICE CLAY Dice Rules: Live at Madison Square Garden
24) What is your opinion of sex?
from HOLE Celebrity Skin
25) What will you post this as?
from DEEP PURPLE Shades: 1968-1998
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